a pretty sweet use of an old cassette tape case!
what’s a cassette tape, you ask?
well, way back when the t-rex and plesiosaur held hands and skipped through the volcanic fields of daisies, a wooly mammoth named Bruce decided that the 8-track needed improvement. He enlisted the help of his friend the great Duchess of WesterChesterVonHesterfield, and they failed at creating anything better. But, together they brought an end to the dinosaurs. For this reason, they are considered history’s biggest d-bags. They were ultimately driven from Scotland by a herd of mongooses (mongeese?) and died in hiding after their biological weapons containing syphilis backfired.

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